[vox] T-shirts?
Jeff Newmiller
vox@lists.lugod.org
Fri, 16 Apr 2004 16:27:25 -0700 (PDT)
On Fri, 16 Apr 2004, Bill Kendrick wrote:
> Howsabout some random quotes from my website?
>
> * Only two industries refer to their consumers as 'users': Illegal
> drugs, and computers.
// FIXME
> * A. No
> Q. Is it sensible to top-post?
You probably have a problem with japanese comics (manga), too.
> * There are only 10 types of people in this world -- those who
> understand binary arithmetic and those who don't.
What about the other fourteen?
> * For every ten 'Under Construction' signs to go up on websites,
> maybe two will ever come down before the heat-death of the Universe.
Thats a lot of kilowatt-hours...
> * Nothing is more distracting to a crowd of geeks than a projector
> that's not quite working yet and needs some kind of tweak.
> (Maybe with an 'unhappy Mac' style icon of a projector ;) )
Wait, let me...
> * Java, the blazing speed of Smalltalk and the elegant simplicity of C++
Hey, where are my user-defined operators? Elegant simplicity, my a**. ;)
> That's all I got. :)
* Jugglers keep throwing up
* Pickles : The Geek Light Source
* "... and then a miracle occurs ...."
* "Thats LU, not LUSER."
* "It's intuitively obvious to the casual Linux kernel hacker."
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