[vox] A Special Request

[Richard S. Crawford]

My little sister's boyfriend has gotten himself an internship at TechTV, and has
sent me the following request...

> Apparently, since I am not an intern at TechTV's unscrewed and look like an 
> uber dork, they've decided to have me star in my own segment of the show 
> called, *The Lighter side of Linux* where I'll tell dorky linux jokes and be the 
> only one thinking they are HILARIOUS and laugh like a madman at each joke no 
> matter how unfunny it is, anyways, you're a 'nix man, got any that we could use 
> for the show?

I can't think of any Linux jokes to send on to him... maybe it's just too early
in the morning.  Can anyone else think of any that I can send on to him? 

(Q: How many SCO execs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?  A: 500. One to screw
in the lightbulb and 499 to claim they did it first.)

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